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Feb 27, 2007 I don't have any fur, but I signed!
Nov 15, 2006 Rules for Pets
Nov 15, 2006 A Click A Day- Feed the Rescues
Oct 30, 2006 Dog & Cat Halloween E-cards to send!
Oct 28, 2006 Free Wallpapers from Nat'l Geographic
Oct 25, 2006 A Dog's Halloween Tale of Woe
Oct 21, 2006 I have a problem
Oct 16, 2006 Help feed animals for free
Oct 15, 2006 Be Careful of Halloween Products!
Oct 10, 2006 Why I'm here - so vote for me!
Aug 19, 2006 Like a chicken on a nest laying an egg...
Jun 07, 2003 Sank like a stone - strong like bull!
Dec 02, 2002 Don't mess with a Redhead!
Nov 10, 2002 Whiddlin' Problems
Nov 09, 2002 Rogaine's Got Booties!
Nov 06, 2002 It's Jammies Time, Didn't Ya Know?
Apr 04, 2002 Must be seeing ghosts!! Geesh!!
Mar 25, 2002 That's one uglyyyy dog!!!
Mar 13, 2002 Pupper Capers
Mar 05, 2002 Must have been a sour grape!
Feb 18, 2002 More care than others - more attitude too!
Jan 23, 2002 Weird with a capital "W"!
Nov 01, 2001 His love of food is trouble every time!
Sep 29, 2001 Rogaine's Talking Again
Jan 01, 2001 Whose bed is it anyway?

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Rules for Pets

Wednesday Nov 15, 2006 10:07:00 AM

"PET RULES" To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture. ) 3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they... 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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Posted By: 2006/11/15 02:57:27 PM
I loved the ones for "dogs and cats are better than kids"TOL



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